Do not disturb, 

please, thanks! 

This past month I had to share a room with my brother. I hadn’t done that in really long time, probably in 4 years or so. He barely let me sleep, I guess he forgot some common courtesy rules.

I’m going to take this opportunity to remind him of one that’s very logical to most of us - when someone is sleeping SHHHHHHHHHH!

I hope he learned his lesson after all the yelling I did and I hope my voice recovers very soon.

I don’t get people 

that aren’t on facebook, twitter, linked in, foursquare, buzz, blogs, the list goes on and on. I’ll let the 70 and up age group slide, but to everyone else I have one thing I want to say: “get on that social media pony!” NOW. The end.

Can these be domesticated?

because I think it would make an awesome pet. I wonder if my cat would get along with it…

I have absolutely no relation

to my futbol team of choice - Argentina. No, my grandfather wasn’t born, there. No, my cousin didn’t get married to an Argentinean. No, my last name isn’t of Italian descent. But none of that matters, it has been my team of choice since long as I can remember and whoever has a problem with that, I answer with a quote: “Que la chupen, que la sigan chupando” (You can suck it and you can keep on sucking it) by the best player of all time, Diego Armando Maradona. Hey, at least he was polite before he said it, he did say for all the ladies present to forgive him. 

Go go Argentina!! Happy world cup month everyone!

It’s been about 5 months,

since they stole my bike.

Every time I go to the beach in my car I cringe. All I can say is Mr. or Mrs. Robber - karma is a bitch!

Dear Flash,

I think your creators made a mistake when they decided to name you, since you’re anything but flash.

And in this episode…

the loving my little pony fights the neediness gremlin. Seems that she’s got it under control. Will she need the care bear’s heart back up?

disclaimer: I am not on drugs. Happy Sloth Sunday!

And this is where I realized

that I have been living in the US for way too long…

I think my dreams
need to start looking a little more like this…